Stash Flash: The Pill Bottle.

Gone are the day of hiding your bud in Altoid cans. It seems that these days everyone is sporting a an empty pill bottle to carry their bud. 

And as a classy stoner, I couldn't be more thrilled. 

You love your bud, and you want to keep it safe at home and while on the go. Pill bottles are the perfect container to keep your bud fresh and moist while hiding the obvious smell. Be sure to always store your bud in a dark and cool place, because these bottles do not protect from the sun. Ranging from all different colors and sizes, you can bet there is a container out their to hold your bud. The two main styles of containers include the classic twist cap, and the "squeeze the sides and the top pops" kind. Marijuana is after-all a medicine, and thats what these bottles are made to hold. As a Californian stoner, I live in a world of Proposition 215, with medical marijuana dispensaries around every corner (...almost). When you buy your medicine from there, your bud is weighed, put into a pill bottle, and slapped with a fancy label. I am sure this is where the common use of pill bottles really picked up. I know many stoners who like to collect their bottles as a tribute to the happy times they've had. Plus they are useful to have around incase you do receive some bud that is not already in a bottle. What about you? Do you store your bud in these handy little house hold objects?  

Signed,

The Classy Stoner

White Lighters: Bad Luck?

The following tale may or may not be true:

Billy, Jason, and Sally were three young smokers who spent their summer nights playing outside, seeing movies and smoking pot. They were all great friends and life was sweet. One particular cloudy night Jason, and Sally were sitting on their favorite sofa, while Billy was packing a bowl for them to smoke. Billy had extra ease packing this bowl tonight because the full moon outside gave him perfect light for him to see what he was doing. Once finished he sat down on the sofa too and reached into his pocket and pull out at White Bic Lighter.  From friend to friend the pipe and lighter went, each kid sparking up just like they usually do. When they were done they just sat there in stoney silence. Suddenly a fan above them broke off and in one quick move killed them all. 

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Classy or not, most stoners who hears that tale would know exactly what young Billy, Jason and Sally did wrong. The cause of their death can be directly linked back to the White Bic Lighter they so foolishly used. It is common knowledge that if you Smoke Marijuana using a White Bic Lighter you will have bad luck. Or die, as in the case of young Billy, Jason, and Sally. Nobody quite knows where this rumor of White Lighters being bad luck got started. Some people say that a few famous musician's autopsies have reported White Bic Lighters to be found in their pockets. Other people think the bad luck is due to the fact that cops can easily spot ash on white lighters. Others just think hey are haunted. So beware Classy Stoners, check what color lighter you have. Personally, if the only lighter available was white, I would use it. But if you are at a party, nothing is more of a mood killer then whipping out a White Bic Lighter.  What do you all think? Would you use one? 

Signed,

The Classy Stoner

Munchie Report: Mac & Cheese now at Burger King

It was recently brought to my attention that Burger King fast food chain has recently added Kraft Macaroni & Cheese to their menu. The day you would be able to get a hot bowl of Macaroni & Cheese without ever leaving your car is a dream many stoners never thought would become a reality. At the moment you can only order a kids meal size of it, but it is a step in the right direction, and BK has plans of making a larger portion. Here is my full Munchie Report on Burger King's Kraft Macaroni & Cheese:

Light and fluffy while still delivering plenty of flavor, one will immediately recognize the great taste of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. For around a $1.49,  one will not feel guilty to break out a wallet. The King deserves some recognition for his carefully portioned feast. This generous childrens meal includes a child's soft drink and fries. The combination of classic french fries with mac n' Cheese is a delightful blend. Furthermore the meal is complimented with a toy. While holding mac & cheese in one hand and a toy in the other, one is immediately transported to soothing simpler times when the weight of the world was not on our aged shoulders. Stoners beware though, if you have a severe case of the munchies, you will find that the child size portion is way too small to fufill your needs. But thankfully Burger King has a large menu, and you can bet you will find something appetizing while in the stoned state of mind. While there is still room for improvement I was very satisfied with the new children's meal. 

Signed,

The Classy Stoner